Oh, no! Or Regional Sales Coordinator for the third largest distributor of bunk and trundle beds. You know, on account of the Simpson gene. And it's nothing to be ashamed of. More vegetarian restaurants are popping up and the meat-substitution industry is having millions pumped into it to create cutting-edge technology that aims to look, smell, and taste like animal meat (without the animals). In this case, the golden rule instructed me not to argue or lecture people on their diet choices — even when I disagree with them deeply. Go ahead, Chet. I play a millionaire at parties. It can be easy to be affronted by the “holier than thou” vibe that veganism connotes, and, in a way, I now understand the negative reaction that meat eaters had to me this whole time. When I watched the episode, my eight year old brain thought “She has a point.” I still love animals now, but back then my fervor for them was unmatched. Hey, angel pie. Hmm, Sounds like she's hitting a baby with a cat. The defective Simpson gene is on the "Y" chromosome, so only men are affected. It was a 6pm staple. Wow! Mama's watchir her stories. - Would you like to see it again? - But those candy bars are all squished and melted. Hey, yeah. Come look. We are better off when we spend less time focused on bullying the individual choices of other people and more time living our own truth and gently implementing wider consumer-driven change. Pretty much every restaurant’s veggie option was chips (fries to you Americans), pizza, or mushroom risotto. I mean, splendid. - Please, young customers ignore the frozen gentleman, and return to your impulse buying. Baby Bear: Somebody's been sleeping in my bed. Lisa the Vegetarian Big Bad Wolf: Come out, Come out or I'll blow your house in. Ooh! Sure! Baldness too. Where is that elderly old man? Little Lamb: (worried) Li-i-i-sa, I thought you lov-v-v-ved me! We don't just put people on TV. Apu: Oh, it looks like somebody's "Havgen Dazs" ice cream. Maybe you're just a lousy cook. No. A freezer man! [Chuckling] - [Door Dings] - Hi, frozen body. - No. Makeup. [Laughs] Oink, oink, oink. The capsules are the heart of the archive. [Laughing] [Cheering] [Homer] I didn't think it was gonna fall over. [Whimpering] - [Kids Crying] - Quit it! - Not finished, Lisa? I'm sorry, little girl. I’m not sure if I was all that eloquent when it came to making the decision to become vegetarian at age eight. Thanks. So before that happens, I want to share some things with you that have meant a lot to me. [Chuckles] Hey, you know who would love this? And now, with an editorial reply, here's a small girl. - Hey, I am too. Then will you turn this projector on for me? During the episode, Lisa becomes more and more agitated as she is offered an emptied hot dog bun as a veggie substitute, her school shows ridiculous anti-vegetarian propaganda in the form of another one of Troy Mclure’s educational videos (“If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about”), and her own father holds an incredibly meaty barbecue where her veggie option is mocked and she is (accidentally) slapped in the face by a burger patty. We must relinquish the giddy glamour of show business and return to the humble pleasures of the neighborhood shopkeeper. For the episode “Lisa the Vegetarian,” Paul and the late Linda McCartney--both staunch vegetarians at the time—agreed to do a guest appearance if Lisa Simpson remained meat-free for the rest of the series. I'm surprised at you, Lisa. Your tomato soup is getting a skin on top. Lisa Simpson is the sensitive first daughter of Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson, sister to the mischievous brother Bart Simpson. Fine, fine. - Oh. If you think you have a great story for us, email summer@tenderlymag.com for consideration. I'm getting worried about Lisa. It's a pig! D'oh! The following is a list of the episode titles and summaries of FOX's longest-running animated sitcom The Simpsons, centered on a dysfunctional yellow-skinned family living in the unreachable city of Springfield and trying to deal with modern life. No apology! - [Clank] - [Laughing] Oh. The Simpsons is an American animated comedy franchise whose eponymous family consists of Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie.The Simpsons were created by cartoonist Matt Groening for a series of animated shorts that debuted on The Tracey Ullman Show on Fox on April 19, 1987. Grampa: (being Goldilocks) Well, I'm sorry, but it was 150 degrees in the car. I learned a surprising lot from cartoons, and in particular The Simpsons, that maybe even I didn’t even realize at the time. Relax, Lise. It has been so long that I don’t really remember what meat tastes like; I am still convinced Quorn chicken nuggets taste like the real thing. And I ran out of butter, so I had to spray the English muffins with PAM. Some things man is not meant to know. In its seventh season, twenty-two years ago, The Simpsons made history with its fifth episode titled, “Lisa the Vegetarian.”. Because your father has a big surprise for you. - We'll give ya a buck. What's your opinion? Oh, thanks, honey. You look tired. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Lisa_the_Simpson?oldid=154965. Ask questions and download or stream the entire soundtrack on Spotify, YouTube, iTunes, & Amazon. This is terrible at best. - ##[Carnival] - Come one, come all. P.S. This freezer is an attractive nuisance. [Scratching] - [School Bell Rings] - [Cheering] Okay, let's see. It's a piece of a cow. I used to share a bathroom with Frostillicus. - No! I feel like I'm getting dumber by the minute. Just leave me in the car with the window open a crack. I burned the roast. My cake fell. Show's over, folks. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. - Uh, you bet I am. Besides that small request, McCartney was game for pretty much anything the writers came up with, including an amusing “Simpsons”-style twist on the all of the rumors of hidden messages in Beatles songs. The Simpsons In New York City: The Movie is to be a new upcoming film based on where The Simpsons Movie left off. - Whoo! - Check it out! This is a convenience store not a freak show. partially in the selfish hope that eventually people would leave me alone and do the same in return. You have to listen to the notes she's not playing. [Scoffs] I can do that at home. Oh! No. Dear Log: It won't be long now before my mind melts into a soft, Simpsony sludge. - [Alarm Blares] - [Men Shouting] You may remember me from such medical films as Alice Doesn't Live Anymore and Mommy, What's Wrong with that Mars Face? Her Simpsons career is lackluster, though. Shows that are incomplete, or do not have enough transcripts added, will be highlighted in yellow. The Simpsons: Most Wanted Criminal official transcript. - Well, sir, I step in front of cars and sue the drivers. Is she dying? [Groaning] Wesley, get mama's pryir bar. Of course. Right. By giving the lamb and worms voices in the episode, the show quickly solidified my belief that animals were our equals and therefore equally worthy of not being killed (which honestly, I maintain, is fair enough). Just because you and Dad and Bart went downill doesn't mean it's gonna happen to me. Time is running out. You have to if you want to be an architect. - What? But you really got through to me. No, no, no. Oh, Kenny. Not according to any movie I've ever seen. Cohen could not concentrate on his task because he was waiting for lunch, and on the back of the script he scribbled, "Lisa becomes a vegetarian?" You'll have it in 45 seconds, sir. Return to your state of living death at once, sir. Tell her what you do. Time has ravaged your once-youthful looks. She doesn't get her skin. Capsules for the most recent seasons may not be yet finished. It's called lice. We already bought us a stained glass bathrobe and the world's fattest racehorse. Uh- Uh- - Want a hint? All Simpsons start to lose their smarts around your age. N. Naturally, this causes Lisa to break by propelling Homer’s spectacular roast pig into the air, before dejectedly eating a Kwik-E-Mart “hot dog” after she resigns herself to the idea that the meat-worlding world will never be able to accommodate her fully. I wanted Audie Murphy! So wait a minute. - What are you talking about? Ha. I'll just give you a C-minus. - I'm supposed to talk to you about Rroposition 305. Simpson gene? In 1995, David Mirkin, the former showrunner for The Simpsons, aired something on TV that was extremely progressive for its time: He showed a character’s conversion to vegetarianism. 07/19/98 02:26. Thanks. - How much for just the head? “Lisa the Vegetarian” is one of the all time classic Simpsons episodes, with memorable lines like “Bovine University” and a message that has stuck with Lisa for decades.It begins with a visit to Storybook Village, a great spoof of cheap theme parks. Oh! - Better. [Door Dings] Son, I represent a group of oil tycoons who make foolish purchases. I rounded up every Simpson in the tri-city area so I can prove to you there's nothing wrong with the Simpson genes. And I feel like there's nothing I can't do. Aw, they just came for the buffalo wings. Sounds good. Thaw me out when robot wives are cheap and effective. Having befriended a lamb on a trip to a petting zoo,Lisa refuses to eat a lamb chop,seeing it as a living creature,and becomes a vegetarian,ruining Homer's hog-roast barbecue. Go ahead, Chet. My parents weren’t massively rich and the internet was only just becoming a thing, so in our small seaside town they wasn’t much access to interesting veggie recipes either (thank God for potatoes). Her clothes are coming off! After Lisa sends Homer’s hog roast into a dam, which sends it shooting into the air, … - Wait a minute. [Chortling] [Announcer] And now, a Channel 6 editorial reply. Writer on Board: In an example of Guest Star on Board, Paul and Linda McCartney only agreed to appear in the episode on the condition that Lisa remain a vegetarian for the rest of the series. - Just you. Little more. Round Springfield is a Simpsons-adjacent podcast hosted by Allie Goertz and Julia Prescott where they interview writers, directors, showrunners, and voice-actors from the Simpsons-verse on their various paths to Springfield, failed pilots, other projects, and beyond. Back when he was your age, he was smart as a chimp. This means I'm gonna be a failure? Do all Simpsons go through a process of"dumbening"? "Lisa the Vegetarian" is the fifth episode in the seventh season of the American animated television series The Simpsons. He's like a frozen father to me. The Simpsons has always played with Dinner will be ready in three minutes. Lisa insulted us, Mom. Now you're swinging, honey. [Narrator] Man has always loved his buildings. Well, we better leave him in there. Many individuals have contributed to them over the past decade, though they have been principally the work of Raymond Chen, Chris Baird, James A. Cherry, Frederic Briere, Hari Michael Wierny and, presently, Benjamin Robinson and Andrew Gill. The Simpsons Transcript. In a TV series stacked with iconic episodes, this one stands out for its accurate representation of transitioning to — and living — a veg lifestyle in a meat-heavy world. It’s irksome to watch Lisa having to be the one to compromise and be gracious when she is surrounded by people who are shitty about her own diet choices. [Lowers Voice] The real one's in my garage. - Better. Now we need your Ice Man. Are we there yet? He's got a lob but I don't hear a dob. D.N.A is God's recipe for making you. Me and Frostillicus go back a long way. I bought my lunch at the gas station. ##[Triumphant] [Homer] Yes! Oh, your dad used to be smart as a monkey. That means you went to college, right? Whoo! Lisa: Oh, then you must think I’m a monster! - Hey! - I'm finished. I'll cut off her mike. [Gasps]. I can't do anything right lately. I run an unsuccessful shrimp company. Lisa Simpson is the fictional character from the American television cartoon series, The Simpsons. And a spring for his curly tail. I had one last week. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on October 15, 1995. "I have frozen myself so I may live to see the wonders of the future. Being one of those “gifted” children at school (which can also be translated to “unpopular”), I found solace in the company of two fictional characters: Matilda, from Roald Dahl’s book by the same name, and Lisa Simpson, middle daughter of The Simpsons, created by Matt Groening. I was around the same age as Lisa when I watched her most ardently, and I was alienated from my classmates due to enjoying reading and being decent at math and spelling (probably quite annoying and pretentious about it too, in retrospect). - Wha- - Wha- [Muffled] Come on, Lisa. Suddenly, in the eyes of strangers, a regular old vegetarian is a delight in comparison to the vegans who have taken over the official “pain in the ass” title. I'm afraid you're stuck with your genes, Lisa. I'm Chief of Complicated Surgery at the InvasiCare Clinic. As usual, there are plenty of jokes (“if you play ‘Maybe I’m Amazed’ backwards, you’ll hear a recipe for a really ripping lentil soup!”) but what I had forgotten is that Apu reveals that he is, in fact, a strict vegan. I'm strongly opposed to Proposition, uh, 305! Lisa has been a vegetarian ever since. Or an environmental lawyer. I rounded up every Simpson in the tri-city area so I can prove to you there's nothing wrong with the Simpson genes. - [Thumps] - Oh. What strange wonders lie inside? [All Three Groaning] If she started dinner three minutes earlier, we wouldn't be in this mess. 07x05 - Lisa the Vegetarian. [Yawns] Why bother? You probably should have researched this first, eh, Dad? [Scoffs] Simpson gene. - I'm adopted? The Simpsons' seventh season originally aired on the Fox network between September 17, 1995 and May 19, 1996. " The following is a list of the episode titles and summaries of FOX's longest-running animated sitcom The Simpsons, centered on a dysfunctional yellow-skinned family living in the unreachable city of Springfield and trying to deal with modern life. Then the Simpson genes kicked in. Shows that have pages created for all episodes, but are not fully formatted, will be highlighted in light blue. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. However, as a vegetarian in 2019, it has been interesting to watch the rise of veganism. I'll dance on her grave. All throughout this, no one has provided any support, only teasing or disbelief. What a time to be alive. As Turner reports in “Planet Simpson,” key members of “The Simpsons” creative team identify closely with Lisa’s political beliefs. See the amazing frozen man. Writer George Meyer, like Lisa, is a vegetarian and an environmentalist. But I also try to have compassion for others who aren’t, and maybe I can thank Lisa — and Apu, Linda and Paul — for that, too. When the show addresses climate change and other environmental problems, it generally does so through the character of Lisa Simpson. LOV-V-V-V-V-VED ME! [Gasps] The project. [Running Footsteps] Damn. Just look at all that ice cream. 3 Little Pigs: Not by the hairs of my chinny chin chin. Yeah. - [Thumps] - Hmm. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! Beauty is all around us, and not just in pageants and parlors. Remember there's nothing that says you can't be a Simpson and a success. Apu: No, I don’t eat any food that comes from an animal. “Lisa the Vegetarian” is the fifth episode of the seventh season of The Simpsons. The Simpsons Transcripts. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on October 15, 1995. The show runners for the seventh production season were Bill Oakley and Josh Weinstein who would executive produce 21 episodes this season. “Lisa the Vegetarian” is an episode distinct from most others in that it effected a permanent change to one of the show’s central characters. Oh, good. But I learned long ago, Lisa, to tolerate others rather than forcing my beliefs on them. I painted that one. There were veggie substitutes, although not a massive range and the few we did have were not that amazing. In the episode, Lisa decides to stop eating meat after bonding with a lamb at a petting zoo. Lisa, honey, wake up. Rewatching the episode recently, it turns out while some things were relatable and familiar (you don’t make friends with salad), I had completely forgotten that there are two main dilemmas in the episode for Lisa: When I was watching this episode in 2003, the vegetarian scene was not the place we know today. It says, "Show me your tie. So all the Simpson women turn out okay. For more than 20 years now, Lisa Simpson has stuck with her convictions and remains a vegetarian. Ow! [Moans] Look at this mess. [Laughs] Thanks, Lisa. Lisa's vegetarianism is a topic of discussion many times throughout the series, but she officially becomes a vegetarian in season seven, episode five, Lisa the Vegetarian.After she meets a little lamb on a trip to a boring children's amusement park, Lisa can't even look at … It's me, your husband, Ralph. Men. Lisa the vegetarian full episode - Here is the full story Lisa Simpson vegetarian Journey! [Clears Throat] Little girl likes her brain. - No. This is crazy. (It was ten years after going vegetarian before I had my first burrito!) A like sitting on the microwave? She's been gone for hours. Oh, she's just upset 'cause I told her her brairs turning to mush. Well, does it hurt when you go like this? Soon, the arts and literature I love will be replaced by talk radio and vulgar mud flaps. - Oh, yeah. Does it? Lisa, come on. Look at the interplay of light and shadow. Look at Bart's homework. So please, I beg you, don't take your brain for granted. When Pigs Fly. Many individuals have contributed to them over the past decade, though they have been principally the work of Raymond Chen, Chris Baird, James A. Cherry, Frederic Briere, Hari Michael Wierny and, presently, Benjamin Robinson and Andrew Gill. It’s irksome to watch Lisa having to be the one to compromise and be gracious when she is surrounded by people who are shitty about her own diet choices. Most Wanted Criminal official trailer transcript. - [Crowd Murmurs] The label vanished many years ago. It's not Egyptian. <-- Back to List of Shows Shows with not enough episodes listed, or no episodes listed at all, will be highlighted in red. What about the women? [Carnival] - Behold the can of mystery! Oh! 1 Videos 1.1 The Simpsons Christmas Special 1.2 The Best of the Simpsons: Wave 1 1.3 Bart Wars - The Simpsons Strike Back 1.4 The Best of the Simpsons: Wave 2 1.5 The Best of the Simpsons: Wave 3 1.6 The Best of the Simpsons: Wave 4 1.7 Christmas with the Simpsons 1.8 The Simpsons: Crime and Punishment 1.9 The Dark Secrets of the Simpsons 1.10 The Simpsons Go to Hollywood 1.11 The Simpsons … - Well, I'll show ya. The idea for the episode came to David X. Cohen while he was working on another script for the show. I figure if you've got something special to say you have to share it with the world. But you run it, right? When the show addresses climate change and other environmental problems, it generally does so through the character of Lisa Simpson. [Beeping] To pass the time, please enjoy this novelty pen. - That's right. - Bart! Lisa: Dear Log: My worst fears have been confirmed, I've hit my mental and creative peak at the tender age of eight, what will my life be like after I descend into mediocrity? And please don't deprive yourself of wonderful books like To Kill a Mockingbird, Harriet the Spy and Yertle the Turtle possibly the best book ever written on the subject of turtle stacking. [Singsong] Boring! But what happens when the buildings say, "No more"? [Gulping, Chewing] - Pretty neat, huh? - [Building Collapses] - [Homer And Bart Laughing, Cheering] - [Bart And Homer Whooping] - [Groans] Hey, Lise, wanna join us? Grampa: (being Goldilocks) Well, I'm sorry, but it was 150 degrees in the car. Later, Homer hosts his barbecue in his backyard. Little Lamb: (worried) Li-i-i-sa, I thought you lov-v-v-ved me! " - [Cracking] [Jasper Moans] By gum, it worked. We're watching the TV. This is your great-uncle Chet. If I were her, I'd be buying me a great big chocolate apology cake. Like many children my age in the UK, I watched The Simpsons religiously after school. Lisa: Dear Log: Can it be true? That didn't answer anything. - [Clatter] - Ah! » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons "The Simpsons" - set in the fictional town of Springfield - parodies American culture, society, television, and many aspects of the human condition, and is a satirical depiction of a middle class American lifestyle. - [Clank] - [Laughing] Well, Ralph seems happy enough. As Turner reports in “Planet Simpson,” key members of “The Simpsons” creative team identify closely with Lisa’s political beliefs. [Sighs] If you're suggesting I stayed up all night trying to solve that childish puzzle you're right. I forgot all about it. It's damn near irresistible. [Gasps] Oh, my goodness! Hi, I'm Troy McClure. Have you ever wondered why fat parents have fat children or why Chinese parents have Chinese children? Are we there yet? - Nice work, Bart. Lisa has been a vegetarian ever since. What a gold mine! It seems that there was this- Whoo! Also gaze at the Frito found in a bag of Doritos. This is your great-uncle Chet. I've got to find out more. This is the same conclusion that the episode essentially comes to. Very nice, Janie. What is she doir out there? Except this stupid braintea- [Gasps] I got it! No. Radicalizers is a new series about the books, movies, TV shows, and other media that first turned up our empathy for animals. Fine. Don't worry. Are ya tired, Lisa? Answer this, Professor. What do you do, "Dr. Simpson"? But vegans are completely off the hook, particularly the one that do try to convert others using shame. - Grampa! I beg celebrities for money. Easy. "Moon Pie. [Rod And Todd Reading] "Show me your"- - Hey! Until there’s larger systemic change, eating veggie, vegan or anything else is still a personal choice, and it’s unproductive to spend energy trying to “convert” rather than leading by example and sharing your honest feelings when asked. No. She tries to persuade everyone else around her, somewhat forcibly, to become vegetarian. When Lisa eats the hot dog, it is revealed to her by Apu that it was in fact tofu, and he then leads her to talk with Paul and Linda McCartney. Whoo-hoo! 3 Johnny Cash Lisa: Dearest Log: I am me again! [Laughs] I should write this down. We're nothing but a big bunch of losers. Oh, Dad, I've never been happier to be your daughter! Lisa, honey, wake up. Somebody's gotta set that girl straight and I know how to do it. For your information, none of your business. “Lisa the Vegetarian” is one of several lovely, morally-upright episodes penned by David X. Cohen showed … Not until he admits he's a jerk! “Lisa the Vegetarian” is one of several lovely, morally-upright episodes penned by David X. The decision was made pretty easily, and I honestly haven’t really looked back. You know you can influence people without badgering them always. [Gasps] This is just two years ago! Unless, of course, they're replying to an editorial. Room for one more. - Lisa. I'll get it in a second. ... Lisa the Vegetarian. I remembered this surprising cameo, but I hadn’t really remembered what they actually said. [Whistling] Boy, seeing that stomach surgery made me hungry. [Both Growling] So I'm not doomed! Champion of the world! With the help of Apu as well as Paul and Linda McCartney, she commits to vegetarianism. Your father. In fact, I got a real funny story about that. Maybe I should just give up now and settle into a mindless, happy stupor. Where are we going? I'm trying to get fired. All right. Appearing in season twenty-three episode twenty-two, "Lisa Goes Gaga" is probably the most hated episode of the show all time, and very well may be the worst, with it having the lowest Simpsons rating on IMDb at 3.9. Get- Right- Back- - [Grunts] - I'll get your coat. We're going to Storytown Village, Grampa. Despite Morrissey desperately trying to tar the name of animal rights through being a bonafide asshole, there’s tons of us now, with interest in veganism rising rapidly in the last 10 years. David Mirkin executive produced the remaining four, including two hold overs that were produced for the previous season. It’s been rather bittersweet to see the same people I grew up with, who tried to force me to try meat and spent countless arguments trying to prove my choice was wrong, become vegetarians and vegans themselves. I’ve been a vegetarian for two-thirds of my life. Baby Bear: Somebody's been sleeping in my bed. The capsules are the heart of the archive. Oh, ain't no big deal. Lisa Simpson was written as a vegetarian in The Simpsons by request of Sir Paul McCartney, as part of his agreement for appearing on the classic episode, Lisa The Vegetarian. Whoa! Yeah! $1. Matilda’s dietary requirements are never overtly stated (to my memory),but Lisa’s vegetarian ethics are famous. It is also to be released in movie theaters on May 16, 2014. Actually, it's not so much funny as it is long. Like you! Please alter my pants as fashion dictates." Uh, there it is. Lisa explicitly becomes a vegetarian in the episode aptly named “Lisa the Vegetarian” in season seven. - A freezer geezer. That's a good idea. That's right. That is the end of our freak show. Veganism is not equally achievable for everyone — whether due to money, access, or health — and there are unethical practices in every industry, including the ones that don’t include animals at all. Wait. It's no coincidence, it's because of D.N.A. I've awakened in the future. Then his mind started gettir lazy and now he's dumb as a chimp. My name is Lisa Simpson. In my life I have found that it is best to treat others how you want to be treated — at least . Join your family. Besides that small request, McCartney was game for pretty much anything the writers came up with, including an amusing “Simpsons”-style twist on the all of the rumors of hidden messages in Beatles songs. Maybe I can't concentrate because of all your cooties! Everybody hates birds, right? It's cute. ##[Ends] The best part was when the buildings fell down. Now I can't remember my combination. [Laughs] - [Both Laughing] - [Homer] Oh! I was 8 years old when I stopped eating meat. [Grunting] [Grunting] - Hey! All 3 songs featured in The Simpsons season 7 episode 5: Lisa the Vegetarian, with scene descriptions. Me too. - No what? Easy does it now. [Groans] So, Lisa. Capsules for the most recent seasons may not be yet finished. You can find it in the swirl of galaxies or the swirl in the center of a sunflower. Her schoolmates and family members ridicule her for her beliefs, but with the help of Apu as well as Paul and Linda McCartney, she commits to vegetarianism. Matilda’s dietary requirements are never overtly stated (to my memory),but Lisa’s vegetarian ethics are famous. Authorities believe the wave of towel snappings will get worse before it gets better. [Voices Mumbling] Wait a minute, Homer. There is a note. - I'm adopted? Your father. marks an episode with not enough content. It's the kind John Glenn eats when he's not in space. Wait, "Dumbening" isn't even a word! Hibbert Laughing] So you're worried about your genes, huh? I think the film should answer all your questions. LOV-V-V-V-V-VED ME! Come on. It's an eraser with pushpins. Lisa The Vegetarian (3 of 3)S07E05"Lisa the Vegetarian" is the fifth episode in the seventh season of the American animated television series The Simpsons. Your brother's comir along nicely. One of things I loved most about Lisa was that she never watered herself down to please other people. Dad and I always have a plan "B. Follow Tenderly to see all of the new stories in this series and so much more. Uh, this is your second cousin Stanley. There's a brainteaser on the back: "Professor Provolone's Picto-Puzzle". Oh, napkin. Announcer: We now return to When Buildings Collapse on Nonstop Fox. Marge, we need No snacks. I wanna rent us up some movies. Round Springfield is a Simpsons-adjacent podcast hosted by Allie Goertz and Julia Prescott where they interview writers, directors, showrunners, and voice-actors from the Simpsons-verse on their various paths to Springfield, failed pilots, other projects, and beyond. That's just foolishness! The rest of the world has yet to accommodate her lifestyle. Some of us are still trying to solve it. I love being a vegetarian, and I can thank Lisa for that. 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